Obstacle Mud Runner - Issue 7

EVER... have you BEER OH LOOK  Been caught short mid run  Stared for too long at the bottom running in front of you  Cheated (knowingly)  Skipped a burpee or “accidentally (on purpose) lost count” of a penalty  Thought you’d been running for around 3k, turns out you’ve only done 1k  Forced yourself to keep running just so someone doesn’t see you stop  Just wanted to finish and get to the burger van and bar  Booked a race whilst drunk  Booked a race not knowing the distance  Vowed to stop drinking, oh look, BEER  Wondered if anyone would ever find you if you fell in a ditch  Faceplanted the mud, styled it out and hoped for dear god no one saw you  Cried on course  Wondered what on earth you did before OCR  Made a life long friend  Pretended to be there “just for fun” then run like the wind  Questioned your sanity mid race  Been chatted up on course  Needed a piggyback because you are in fact broken  Wondered whether you’ll survive if you don’t race next weekend  Wondered how to sweet talk the other half so you CAN race next weekend If you haven’t done at least one of these... you need to get back out there! ForEliteAtheletes toFunRunners obstaclemudrunner.co.uk 42 RACE...